01 / TEES
FUNNY TEES. SERIOUS SALSA ENERGY.
YOUR PEOPLE.
YOUR HUMOR.
YOUR T-SHIRT.
Statement T-shirts for salsa lovers. Funny, relatable phrases for the people who say “last dance” three times before leaving.
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DROP 001 · MIAMI · 2026
THE STATEMENT TEE COLLECTION
Pick your personality.
Your favorite dance-floor inside jokes, printed on tees. Find the phrase that feels like you.
¿Ya sabes qué quieres decir? Encuentra tu frase sin recorrer todas las fotos.
BROWSE PHRASES / EXPLORAR FRASES ↗02 / TEES
Therapy Is A Social Tee
03 / TEES
Sleep Is Optional Tee
04 / TEES
Love Language Tee
05 / HATS
After-Hours Cap
06 / TEES
One More Dance Tee
07 / ACCESSORIES
Dance Floor Tote
08 / HATS
Salsa Mode On Cap
09 / HOODIES
Salsa First Hoodie
010 / MUGS
Café First Ceramic Mug
011 / POLOS
Salsa Social Club Polo
012 / TANKS
More Salsa Tank Top
013 / TUMBLERS
Nomad 32 oz Tumbler
014 / TEES
En la vida, complicado. En la rueda, dame. Tee
015 / TEES
Si no sabes qué hacer… guapea. Tee
016 / TEES
Todo iba bien hasta que gritaron “dame dos”. Tee
017 / TEES
Más casino. Menos drama. Tee
018 / TEES
Si hay rueda, cuenten conmigo. Tee
019 / TEES
Socialmente salsero. Tee
020 / TEES
Modo casino. Tee
021 / TEES
Nos vemos en la rueda. Tee
THE UNOFFICIAL RULES
If the DJ says “one more,” we both know you’re staying.
01Never trust “I’m leaving early.”
02Comfortable shoes are a personality trait.
03The best stories start after midnight.
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